Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

It's been all downhill since.

I Said "Ouch! This Really Hurts."

After Terry broke my front tooth in half with his wooden leg, and after I jumped off of his roof and broke both of my arms and ruptured my spleen, and after I spent about a month in the hospital, and after I had to relearn to walk, and after I got home and my dog Buddy bit off half of my face, and after I sat in the Doctor's Office yet again and made my Mom cry by asking her when this was going to end, and after four of the worst weeks a nine year old kid could have, my Dad bought me a soccer ball.

Life wasn't so bad after all.